tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post6057274555754430078..comments2023-07-09T11:24:58.020-04:00Comments on Just Another Tired Mommy: Our shelf elf...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03085275382498597298noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-87284153090201032562011-12-29T19:23:07.144-05:002011-12-29T19:23:07.144-05:00mklady, you are TOTALLY invited to the strip club ...mklady, you are TOTALLY invited to the strip club play date. ;)A Little Lucidityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03474280991196181013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-70995750763607997972011-12-27T20:18:21.248-05:002011-12-27T20:18:21.248-05:00O M G Lucy you are freakin Awesome!O M G Lucy you are freakin Awesome!mklady4948https://www.blogger.com/profile/15552518894308139938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-49612912191146932142011-12-08T08:18:05.691-05:002011-12-08T08:18:05.691-05:00I'll reserve the VIP room for us. ;)I'll reserve the VIP room for us. ;)A Little Lucidityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03474280991196181013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-24847838743237218292011-12-07T15:18:30.268-05:002011-12-07T15:18:30.268-05:00I LOVE it! You ARE good! And Lucy, I'm busy th...I LOVE it! You ARE good! And Lucy, I'm busy this week, but maybe next week...;o)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03085275382498597298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-65431450866568017922011-12-06T10:00:25.354-05:002011-12-06T10:00:25.354-05:00So funny! Your kids are too smart for their or you...So funny! Your kids are too smart for their or your own good. This morning my son found our elf Patrick on the Christmas tree. He announced that he was hiding there because he whispered to him the night before asking him to hide there. Damn, I am getting good. :)Perspective Parentinghttp://www.perspectiveparenting.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-36905246674214982982011-12-02T00:50:45.547-05:002011-12-02T00:50:45.547-05:00Oh, and Nika, I actually do apologize to you for b...Oh, and Nika, I actually do apologize to you for blowing up your comment section like this. Tell you what...come on up with the kids, and we'll have a playdate at the strip club! I know a great spot just around the corner where I turn tricks. We'll get you a nice lap dance. My treat! ;)A Little Lucidityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03474280991196181013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-14173169323652880382011-12-02T00:34:10.220-05:002011-12-02T00:34:10.220-05:00Oh, hey, Anonymous! How are you? I do hope you'...Oh, hey, Anonymous! How are you? I do hope you're well. We're just swell over here at our house! Want to know what we did today? Well, first we had a few whiskey shots and smokes for breakfast while we gathered around the TV for some nice gay porn. We sort of lost track of time. (In hind sight, maybe the pot wasn't such a good idea.) We realized we were running a tad late for school, so we quickly got the kids' backpacks together. Today was show and tell for the letter R, so I sent them along with their razor blades and Rohypnol. <br /><br /> After school they hopped in the back of the pick-up truck and we headed to the playground. We found some hypodermic needles and broken glass and they were so excited that I let them take some home for their collections of sharp and shiny things. (How can you say, "No" to those cute little faces?) <br /><br /> They wanted a snack when we got home, so I whipped up some nice Jello shots. (Delish!) When Daddy got home they practiced their target shooting in the backyard with some nice brewskies. I just treasure the bond they share with their father. <br /><br /> They were just so exhausted by the end of the day, we didn't even eat dinner. They just passed out on their beds of nails, clutching their Teddies riddled with bed bugs. I hope they have sweet dreams tonight, as they anticipate tomorrow's fun-filled day of scouring the beach for used condoms to make all sorts of clever balloon animals. My kids are just so darn talented! <br /><br /> Well, anyway, I feel like I've rambled, and I'm so sorry about that. Wait. Why am I apologizing to you? Oh, that's right. Apparently your shit doesn't stink, and your holier-than-thou attitude makes you feel as if you have the right to tell me what is and what is not appropriate to write on my friend's blog, or what to say and not say to my children. Just so we're clear, I don't give a fuck what you think of me or how I raise my children. I'm pretty sure that 20 years from now, my kids will read this and tell me how awesome I was for standing up to...what's your name again? Oh, that's right. You didn't have the balls to write it. If you're a good girl, maybe Santa will put some in your stocking, along with a fucking sense of humor. Get over yourself. <br /><br />Much love, <br /><br />LucyA Little Lucidityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03474280991196181013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-18053524772698656162011-11-20T15:13:11.972-05:002011-11-20T15:13:11.972-05:00Actually, Johanna is the one who told me about it ...Actually, Johanna is the one who told me about it in the first place! She said that you gave it to them and they LOVE it!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03085275382498597298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-90491188420394357192011-11-18T17:18:59.222-05:002011-11-18T17:18:59.222-05:00Nika. I love it! We never had an elf when the ki...Nika. I love it! We never had an elf when the kids were small, however, I think it's a great idea!Terri Ferrarinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-5305598387720502622011-11-18T17:15:57.154-05:002011-11-18T17:15:57.154-05:00Well Lucy, I hope you don't speak to your kids...Well Lucy, I hope you don't speak to your kids the way you commented to Nika! Please! Is it necessary???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-65269341141019120562011-11-17T22:22:47.374-05:002011-11-17T22:22:47.374-05:00Lucy, we do THE SAME THING--at least we did last y...Lucy, we do THE SAME THING--at least we did last year. THIS year he has not done the "move" yet because we forgot when we first brought him back and I want it to seem believable (you know--an elf flying back to the NP every night believable), so we'll have him move maybe after Thanksgiving and leave a letter...from the doll. I LOVE the Hula idea--let's get ON that!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03085275382498597298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8879105757960987853.post-37300104016055493062011-11-17T21:59:11.788-05:002011-11-17T21:59:11.788-05:00Our Elf on the Shelf is Teddy, and he moves to a n...Our Elf on the Shelf is Teddy, and he moves to a new location every morning. The kids have to find him in his new spot everyday. (My husband and I almost always forget to friggin' move him, so we have to distract them and move him while they're up our asses in the morning.) I think in the book that goes with him, it says he finds a new place to sit every morning because at night he reports back to the North Pole. Whatever. It helps for December behavior. Can we put a fucking hula dancer on the shelf over the summer? She can report back to the manager at the pool or something. "Sorry, kids. You can't swim today. Harriet the Hula dancer says you didn't eat your broccoli at dinner last night."A Little Lucidityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03474280991196181013noreply@blogger.com