I guess I should have the goal of getting on here at least once a week this summer. That's reasonable, right? Of course, I haven't even been able to manage once a week since early April (I don't think. No--I don't think, but that's a story for another day...), so I'm not sure how it is going to get better. Perhaps I think that having three fighting and screaming children hanging on me will help me in my quest. It won't. Although the material is flowing, I am far too frazzled and emotionally exhausted to form sentences, let alone type them out for people to read.
I want to develop an App (BAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry--those of you who know me know how LUDICROUS the idea of me developing anything really is quite comical! (I want the joke to be that I cannot even develop film, but I'm thinking that would be an anachronism at this point in time--yes, I get it--I'm old.)
So this APP that I speak of would somehow be able to read our thoughts--only the ones that we want it to read--so that when we are so exhausted we don't even have to speak. OR, when the point we are trying to make is trapped in our brain, said APP will be able to decipher it for us. Like the thoughts you are having RIGHT now, knowing that you will never get back the last two minutes that you spent reading this...
Anyway, if I could have that APP then I would be able to post daily--maybe even three or four times a day (don't panic--it ain't happening!) and there would be less rambling (NOW you perk up?!) because it would be able to decipher my point. All of my entries would go from forty pages to four lines!
I'm most excited about this fictitious APP because I am an AMAZING writer. In my head. Before I go to sleep. And in the shower. Or when I'm driving. Really--I am. I don't want to toot my own horn or anything (yes I do...), but I have "written" (in my head) some H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S material in the past--some things that had me laughing so hard that I got soap in my eye or had to pull over the car. I have even gotten out paper so that I could write down my thoughts, but they are never there when I need them. MOST inconvenient. So now I am only mediocre and my musings will forever go unheard. Until I get that APP...
I want to develop an App (BAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry--those of you who know me know how LUDICROUS the idea of me developing anything really is quite comical! (I want the joke to be that I cannot even develop film, but I'm thinking that would be an anachronism at this point in time--yes, I get it--I'm old.)
So this APP that I speak of would somehow be able to read our thoughts--only the ones that we want it to read--so that when we are so exhausted we don't even have to speak. OR, when the point we are trying to make is trapped in our brain, said APP will be able to decipher it for us. Like the thoughts you are having RIGHT now, knowing that you will never get back the last two minutes that you spent reading this...
Anyway, if I could have that APP then I would be able to post daily--maybe even three or four times a day (don't panic--it ain't happening!) and there would be less rambling (NOW you perk up?!) because it would be able to decipher my point. All of my entries would go from forty pages to four lines!
I'm most excited about this fictitious APP because I am an AMAZING writer. In my head. Before I go to sleep. And in the shower. Or when I'm driving. Really--I am. I don't want to toot my own horn or anything (yes I do...), but I have "written" (in my head) some H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S material in the past--some things that had me laughing so hard that I got soap in my eye or had to pull over the car. I have even gotten out paper so that I could write down my thoughts, but they are never there when I need them. MOST inconvenient. So now I am only mediocre and my musings will forever go unheard. Until I get that APP...
Don't you hate it when you wake up in the middle of the night with a FANTASTIC blog topic, write a rough outline in your head KNOWING the post will be so damn funny, there's no way you'll ever forget what you just cooked up in your brilliant mind.
ReplyDeleteAnd then you wake up.
And NOTHING.
*tears*
YES! I'm crying with you!
DeleteI will use it.
ReplyDeleteGood to know--at least there is a MARKET for it!
DeleteHahahahaha! I have that app! I call it the committee in my head-lol! I blog many times a day-in my head and when I muster up the strength to actually write the post I can't remember a bloddy thing!
ReplyDeleteThat would be such a cool app huh!
I KNOW--that is EXACTLY what happens to me! If only people could know how funny I truly am...;o)
DeleteI neeeed this app. Need it. Bad. Even though my smart phone is no longer working. And even if I did have this app, I'm sure I'd come up with a way to screw it up, just like the other apps I was unable to manage. But good thought lady, maybe one day!
ReplyDeleteWell, my phone isn't even "smart" enough to send a text, so I'm not sure where I think I will PUT this app when I get it...!I'm just glad that there are others out there who break things that are supposed to be unbreakable!
DeleteI would so buy your App...I'd like it to have a setting for - when you have a good story in your head, then you write it down and it looks crap - the App can make it fantastic, witty and awesome...
ReplyDeleteYES! And I would also have one in my mirror...
DeleteI want that app! Oh to the posts that are formulated as I'm drifting off--why am I always so funny then and why can I never remember??
ReplyDeleteI love this idea! I, too, have written some super fab-u-lous posts, only to have them vanish the minute I try to write them down... You are right.. most inconvenient. I also think this could work with preventing arguments with husbands? If we could say what we really wanted to get accomplished, instead of letting all the other jumble get in the way.. I don't know.. It sounded great in my head as I was reading your post, but obviously it escaped me.. dirty little ***** just a thought.
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