I'll see you in September...

Well,this weekend I was finally able to catch up on some of my favorite blogs, but sadly,that was short lived tomorrow I am leaving for a week and won't have a computer. FOR SHAME! I thought this post was a good repeat considering the frumpy and chin hair theme. My recent post about apps is also similar--I really need some new material... "http://anothertiredmommy.blogspot.com/2011/12/do-you-looklikewhodiditandran.html">href="http://anothertiredmommy.blogspot.com/2011/12/do-you-looklikewhodiditandran.html"> http://anothertiredmommy.blogspot.com/2011/12/do-you-looklikewhodiditandran.html

There needs to be an APP for that...

I guess I should have the goal of getting on here at least once a week this summer. That's reasonable, right? Of course, I haven't even been able to manage once a week since early April (I don't think.  No--I don't think, but that's a story for another day...), so I'm not sure how it is going to get better. Perhaps I think that having three fighting and screaming children hanging on me will help me in my quest. It won't. Although the material is flowing, I am far too frazzled and emotionally exhausted to form sentences, let alone type them out for people to read.

I want to develop an App (BAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry--those of you who know me know how LUDICROUS the idea of me developing anything really is quite comical! (I want the joke to be that I cannot even develop film, but I'm thinking that would be an anachronism at this point in time--yes, I get it--I'm old.)

So this APP that I speak of would somehow be able to read our thoughts--only the ones that we want it to read--so that when we are so exhausted we don't even have to speak. OR, when the point we are trying to make is trapped in our brain, said APP will be able to decipher it for us. Like the thoughts you are having RIGHT now, knowing that you will never get back the last two minutes that you spent reading this...


Anyway, if I could have that APP then I would be able to post daily--maybe even three or four times a day (don't panic--it ain't happening!) and there would be less rambling (NOW you perk up?!) because it would be able to decipher my point. All of my entries would go from forty pages to four lines!

I'm most excited about this fictitious APP because I am an AMAZING writer. In my head. Before I go to sleep. And in the shower. Or when I'm driving. Really--I am. I don't want to toot my own horn or anything (yes I do...), but I have "written"  (in my head) some H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S material in the past--some things that had me laughing so hard that I got soap in my eye or had to pull over the car. I have even gotten out paper so that I could write down my thoughts, but they are never there when I need them. MOST inconvenient. So now I am only mediocre and my musings will forever go unheard. Until I get that APP...